Everyday I'm Tumbling
Elmo, where da white women at?
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Lol I’ve been trying to figure that out for ages! Haha

My letter to Santa Clause

Dear Santa,

It has been brought to my attention that I can present you with a list of requested items and you will honor it and bring the items to my house. Here is my list, please pay close attention to detail.

1. I would like all toys that say “batteries not included” to be included with batteries.

2. I would like a hybrid of an Xbox 360 & a Playstation 3! Creating a new video game system called The X-Station 360.

3. A go-kart track where every participant has to dress up as a character from Super Mario World.

4. An iPod filled with encouraging messages from Scarlett Johansson to listen to while I do my P-90x workouts.

5. The P-90x DVD’s

6. A wi-fi hotspot inserted directly into my heart

7. I would like to host Saturday Night Live on a Tuesday morning

In conclusion, I would like all these gifts wrapped in pages from Playboy magazine and Sports Illustrated.

Sincerely,

Eliott King

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies (Taken with instagram)

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies (Taken with instagram)

I know I say I everyday I’m tumbling, but lately it’s been every other week lol, let’s fix that!

Waited all day for this one minute (Taken with instagram)

Waited all day for this one minute (Taken with instagram)

Encore of Day 20 “I can transform ya” …”Elmo do it big, NO! Elmo do it MEGATRON!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n60xI92N6is&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Encore of Day 18 “99 problems” …”I got Kobe vs the raptors plus that amount backwards”

Maybe one of my greatest hits ever lol #EverydayImTumbling

Just chillin in my Vegas robe/gambling robe/sleeping robe/using the bathroom robe (Taken with instagram)

Just chillin in my Vegas robe/gambling robe/sleeping robe/using the bathroom robe (Taken with instagram)

Everyday I’m Tumbling